<![CDATA[woxy.com > Boards - Randomville]]> http://woxy.com/boards The infamous place for your off-topic and seedy thoughts. en Thu, 09 Sep 2010 11:25:13 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.woxy.com/boards/images/misc/rss.jpg <![CDATA[woxy.com > Boards - Randomville]]> http://woxy.com/boards Why I am never going to work on a cruise liner... http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61341&goto=newpost Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:01:22 GMT Cruise liner CCTV footage (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1283799588) The guy in the latter part of the video got the hell out of dodge at just the right time. Cruise liner CCTV footage

The guy in the latter part of the video got the hell out of dodge at just the right time. ]]> Randomville lutz http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61341 <![CDATA[Howard Stern's future]]> http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61340&goto=newpost Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:22:21 GMT If you subscribe to Sirius then you know that the discussions have really been heating up over Howard's next move once his contract runs out at the end of this year.

Personally, I think he's gonna say goodbye to Sirius, build his own studio, and just go completely internet. It would be the perfect way for him to play out the last years of his career since he will finally be his own boss with 100% independence.

so what is your guess ?

v ]]> Randomville The Ugly Thief http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61340 record trading/listening meet-up http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61335&goto=newpost Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:05:53 GMT I work at a public library, and I'm thinking about starting a record trading/listening program. It would be monthly on a Thursday evening. We would have a portable record player or two set up for people to bring their records to show off, listen to, trade, etcetera.

Would you come to something like this? What sort of advertising would draw you in? Have you ever been to one? How did it work or not work? ]]> Randomville yoshomon http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61335 <![CDATA[I'm Or-e-gone bee-atch-izz]]> http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61331&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 08:02:09 GMT Suck-as! I'm doing a three week road trip out to Oregon, mostly solo. Be leaving on this next Sunday in the AM, right when I get off work. Just wanna know if any you freaks can suggest some ideas. I like fancy dinners, hookers, crack, hookers high on crack, high on crack with a hooker after a fancy dinner, and walks on beaches... with a hooker.... high on crack. Just to give you an idea when I'm into. But for realz, I'm going to Oregon in a week. And I love crack. I'm immune to your disease. Holla ]]> Randomville Kruschev http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61331 RIP Robert Schimmel http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61329&goto=newpost Sat, 04 Sep 2010 23:54:57 GMT * Per NY Times...... _Robert Schimmel, 60, Provocative Comic, Dies_
Per NY Times......


Robert Schimmel, 60,

Provocative Comic, Dies



Robert Schimmel, a comedian who specialized in taboo-breaking humor of the sexual and scatological variety, died on Friday at a Phoenix hospital, where he was being treated for injuries suffered in an Aug. 26 car accident. He was 60.

The death was confirmed by his manager, Lee Kernis of Brillstein Entertainment Partners.

Mr. Schimmel, who was a frequent contributor to Howard Stern’s radio programs and whose stand-up work often appeared on cable, was known for his cool delivery of routines, some of which might have made Lenny Bruce blush and Rodney Dangerfield feel well-respected.

His observations were undeniably direct. They resonated deeply with audiences when he spoke of the trivialities of life, like his distaste for using airport bathrooms. He incorporated his health problems, other hardships and personal shortcomings, including two troubled marriages, into the act.

“Robert was always the butt of his own joke,” Mr. Kernis said. “When he would talk about the failings of his marriages, his relationships or having kids, he always made the joke about his inability to ever win at the end.”

Describing the circumstances of a mild heart attack he suffered in 2000, for example, Mr. Schimmel said, “You know you’re out of shape when you have a heart attack when you’re watching television.”

Robert Schimmel was born in the Bronx on Jan. 16, 1950, one of three children of Otto and Betty Schimmel. After service in the Air Force — during which he contracted hepatitis C from a blood transfusion — he worked as a stereo salesman in Phoenix. Around 1980, while visiting his sister, Sandy, in Los Angeles, he went on stage at the Improv comedy club on an amateur night and was immediately offered a slot by Budd Friedman, the club’s founder, if he would relocate.

Mr. Schimmel quit his job and packed up his two young children and his first wife, Vicki, whom he had married in 1977. When he drove his family past the club to show them where he would be working, as the joke goes, he saw only its smoldering remains — it had burned down the night before.

Mr. Schimmel got a hand from Mr. Dangerfield, who appreciated his self-deprecating humor and invited him to appear on an HBO special. He later appeared on his own Showtime and HBO specials.

Fox offered Mr. Schimmel a development deal for a comedy series, but right after it was picked up in 2000, Mr. Schimmel received a diagnosis of non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, which required lengthy treatments. He wrote about the experience in a book, “Cancer on $5 a Day (Chemo Not Included),” published in 2008. In January, while appearing on Mr. Stern’s program, Mr. Schimmel disclosed that he had cirrhosis as a result of the lymphoma treatments.

In addition to his father and sister, Mr. Schimmel is survived by a brother, Jeffrey, and his second wife, Melissa, with whom he was in the process of a divorce. He is also survived by three children from his first marriage, Jessica, Aliyah and Jacob (a fourth child, Derek, died of cancer as a child), and two sons from his second marriage, Max and Sam.

His daughter Aliyah was driving the car that was involved in the accident, Mr. Kernis said. Both she and one of Mr. Schimmel’s young sons, who was also a passenger, were expected to recover, he added.

Reviewing Mr. Schimmel’s debut album in The New York Times in 1996, Ken Tucker wrote that “Mr. Schimmel isn’t so much angry as he is resigned — to the stupidity and hypocrisy of people and to his own inability to repair the same flaws in himself.”






http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/05/ar...l.html?_r=1&hp















 ]]> Randomville Brooklyn_Ennui http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61329 eerrm! wtf woxy off air again http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61326&goto=newpost Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:50:26 GMT just dropped by - some time since i last posted but dismayed to find woxy off air again despite the move ! what happened? did white knight remove funding? just dropped by - some time since i last posted but dismayed to find woxy off air again despite the move !

what happened? did white knight remove funding? ]]> Randomville jonbonjela http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61326 Fireworks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61325&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:55:48 GMT Whatcha y'all doin? ]]> Randomville classicgrrl http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61325 Happy Beverly Hills Day! http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61318&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:15:09 GMT I hope all the gentlemen have the appropriate sideburns to mark the occasion... Image: http://www.helicon7.com/90210/images/BH90210_S1_DVD_Front.jpg I hope all the gentlemen have the appropriate sideburns to mark the occasion...


]]> Randomville suntzu http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61318 Another for your WTF file http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61316&goto=newpost Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:59:02 GMT And I really, REALLY mean WTF!

There's a certain furry listserv named FurAffinity.net that I have my cartoons featured on but that I'm no longer active on. One of the things about this place is that you can have fans, post journal entries, and fave things similar to what you can do with groups on Facebook.

After three years of trying to make a name for myself and my cartoon there, to date I've netted a virtually non-existant following of just 72 people. By contrast, popular artists who do nudity and porn (especially gay fetish nudity and porn) and do it well may have several hundreds of fans. Eventually, I came to realize what it is furries look for in their art, and saw the utter madness of creating a market for myself there with the stuff that I do. So I left, but I still will pick up an occasional fan who likes my stuff.

Unfortunately I have to wonder about some of these people who are fans of me, as evidenced by this one particular person's journal entry. If you wanna to see some REALLY effed-up stuff, this should satify in spades... :cool::D

Spelling and grammar are unchanged. Enjoy! ;)



okay guys..i know. im not that kinda emo-like guy..i dont absolutely like flooding fursonas with tons of black-poisoned trash filled with hate rage and self pity-ness...but sometimes..i just need a shoulder-where-to-cry-upon too...and the reason is...

I DISLIKE PHYSICAL SEX IRL!

for the following reasons:

1. im ashamed of bein born Male
2. i consider Womens (and i mean Real Womens) too superior to be even barely approached (sexually at least) by an lower race as Male
3. im terribly TERRIBLY scared of this fact: since real Womens had to undergo Thousands years bein bad-treatened by Males (not only sexually) and since of their very very low-sefl-esteem and their lack of self-prideness for a very long time thru the past centuries (now things are definitely a-changeing) , and on top of that, the fact a Woman cannot be easily legally bein accused with Rape gainst a Male as often as for a Male against a Woman (thus bein a double-edge sword against Male-ruled world) i breathe-killing fear i may get caught from sucha kinda woman with so much low self esteem and, for this, so willing to revenge against Males as havin her takin revenge against me, right the kinda male who is right against all this Male-ruled world, that, due to the fact a male chauvinist ruled world cannot recognize a Woman able to rape a man, would not help me doin something to leaglly fine said kinda low-esteem bearing raper woman..thus putting me ina way worse situatioon than the one i would have met if Woman...IN THE KINDA WORLD WERE LIVIN IN, OF COURSE (reversely of what would happen between an insect species like Bees, for example)

4. i see physical sexual approach as bein extremely complicated and totally unsatisful...i would rather pass the entire night biting my fingers rather than havin less than two orgasm for hour as most males are forced to undergo...and worst of all..the worst male flaw i would not like to face never EVER..falling asleep after the intercourse...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i feel so ashamed and willing to cut my penis away at the slightes thought of it!
I HATE HUMAN LIMITS! ESPECIALLY MALE ONES!

5. i say i wont feel offended for a woman simulating an orgasm cos i will understand her completely! seriously..what kinda fatass mindfucked human would spend a given 15 minutes pretending a pleasure that ITS NOT THERE! IT IS NOT THE FUCKIN THERE? inner Vaginal kernels are NOT SO SENSITIVE as clitoris and outer female genital's zones! WONT YOU EVER UNDERSTAND, YOU FUCKIN HUMANS, THAT MALE AND FEMALE WORKS THE SAME EVEN DOWN THERE? the inner vaginal parts (Vulva, Cervix, Uterus) are almost sensitive-less (well..not always, not with every woman i bet) as much as the Male Pelvis (penis and scrotum excluded of course) would be without arousal! so that even a 50inch long, 100inches thick penis would be senseless, forcing the poor girl simulating a pleasure that WILL THE FRIGGIN NOT BEIN THERE NOWHERE IN THE NEXT 100000000000000 YEARS"!! thats why i mostly like "Female-Fire" like womans..the one who understood this reality completaly and dont need a fuckin cock (oh..i used the right word now) to feel a given damn of pleasure, but rather like to spend some quality time ALL ALONE FOR THEIRSELVES pleasing them thru the true origin of males penis..their CLITORIS!

6. humans used pleasure the worst ways, which Nature nevr had the slightest ideas to use it as...: war, rape, power-growning Politicians, Sex always, ALWAYS coped with drugs and violence..seriously you Humies (short for humans)
wasnt sex supposed to be pleasant? do you have the guts to call all this as PLEASURE?

and thats all..for now...these are the things about Humans Sex i hate the most...and as long as these issues will last, i will have not sex! Humans do not deserve pleasure i think! everytime they got it, they must make it horribly disfigured and cursed!

seriously Sirs, i better off pleasing myself all alone and directing my sex drive in Fantasy, where nobody will mess with me anyway...also cos...i need a way to express my sexuality too...ima Male too after all!

well...im deeply sorry for showed my worst side...but as many other people around here...i eventually felt the need to blow away all my bad feelings too!

and im not Homo..im etero! i like Pretty Girls too, i love Female Body too and huge plumpy Curves and Breasts as you can see from my drawings, i like apply sucha female powerfulness to furry items..Mousies,Squirrels and Vixens most of all..(even if i very often have homosexual fantasies (furry based of course) and bein proud of it!) this is the real Strong Sex! theres nothing harmless in bein Plumpy! PLUMP IS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON!

okay folks..keep away...nothing to see here...we got everything under control..the Emo-farts are our daily deal,dont we?

(i will remove this thread after the 50th reply)




I really know how to attract 'em, don't I? :rolleyes::p ]]> Randomville PeterABnny http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61316 To unfriend or not to unfriend: That is the Facebook question http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61311&goto=newpost Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:57:14 GMT By Andrea Bartz and Brenna Ehrlich, Special to CNN
September 1, 2010 10:14 a.m. EDT
*source here*

(CNN) -- We've all done it -- surfed on over to the book of faces, our hearts racing and pupils dilating with excitement, let our cursors linger over those oh-so-powerful words, "Remove From Friends," and clicked away with the maniacal glee of a serial killer.

Still, there aren't that many among us who have the skill -- the expertise -- to cut ties without cutting deep.

At this point, some of you may be reminiscing about the sepia-tinged past, those glory days when, if you didn't want to chill with Lucy "I Eat Paste" Smith anymore, all you had to do was ghost out of her life, letting the last tendrils of your friendship dissolve into the ether like wisps of smoke.

Well, those days are as dead as Lucy's creepy gray front teeth. Now, every time someone exits your life, you have to decide whether to keep them in your Facebook stream or cut the lifeline.

"Friends and acquaintances come and go as we move through life stages and find the need for keeping some friends and losing others," says Dr. Larry Rosen, author of "Rewired: Understanding the iGeneration and the Way They Learn." "If you had no way to unfriend someone, then this would lose the authenticity of having a relationship."

You hear that? Unfriending is practically doctor-approved. Still, how do you know when -- and how -- to take the pal-eviscerating plunge? Read on for our tips on handling unfriending situations.

The ex-friend
We've all nixed an ex-friend at one time or another. One group is even urging users to purge their Facebook feeds of annoying pals this week by declaring it Delete-A-Friend Week.

In fact, in an online poll of about 800 of our friends and readers, 43 percent said they were most likely to ax a close acquaintance when erasing a Facebook friendship.

Said axing usually happens because of one of two scenarios: One, your best guy friend's girlfriend hates you, a situation that led to a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local watering hole.

Two, you used to chill with this dude back when you lived in Illinois, dreaming of the jug band you would form when you moved to the big city. Now you actually live in the big city, where you do, indeed, have a jug band (ironically, of course), and homeboy is still back in the cornfields.

In scenario one, it would probably be a good idea to reach out one last time -- in the real-world realm -- and see if you can sort out whatever BS went down at the bar. If, in the end, your former best boy persists in the venom-spewing and un-pleasantries, it's probably more healthy to remove him from that glorious realm of time-wastery. Seeing his face pop up among photos of Muriel's wedding and Marco's new kitten ain't gonna do much for your sanity.

In scenario two, it's up to you to gauge how much Cornfield's presence offends you. According to Christopher Sibona, who penned "Unfriending on Facebook: Friend Request and Online/Offline Behavior Analysis," a paper he'll be presenting at the Hawaii International Conference on System Sciences, 50 percent of people who have unfriended someone saw the person in question zero times in the past year.

If your former friend has no impact on your current life, and you don't foresee yourself getting the band back together, why keep him in your cyber stable?

(If you're one of those other 50 percent who see the faded friend on a more frequent basis, you may want to rethink the "Unfriend." Nothing is more awkward than attending a party replete with ghosts of camaraderie past.)

The ex
Most of the time, it's probably best to hit "Unfriend" after the whole, "It's not you, it's me" talk. Out of sight, out of mind, and all that. But it seems like a lot of folks like to keep tabs on their exes via Facebook -- only 22 percent of those surveyed said that they were most likely to unfriend an ex.

Hey, I guess it's easier to make drunken, nostalgic mistakes when you still have access to their wall, huh?

If you do decide to take the plunge, be gentle. If you're the dumper, cut your ex a break: Let him/her unfriend you. It's the least you can do after putting his/her heart through this meat grinder called love.

If you're the dumpee, and the object of your unrequited attention feeds you some line about still wanting to be "friends" (an option that's about as enticing as forming a cuddle pile with your ex, her new dude and a couple of rabid skunks), send her a message before you clicky-click her outta your life.

Now, if your ex is basically El Diablo, just take aim and fire. And no one will blame you if you let out the littlest of evil laughs whilst doing the blocking or unfriending deed.

The enemy who friended you
Yup. He tortured you in grade school by mocking your name, your shoes and the way you crossed your T's. Now he's asking to be your friend, albeit a decade or two later via the World Wide Web.

Curious, you accept his request -- you just wanna know if he ended up marrying Missy, the homecoming queen, or if he finally made it to Hollywood. After seeing that he did, indeed, make Missy his Missus (with whom he reared four hideous, mulleted children) and that he did, indeed, take off to Tinseltown (you thought that dude in that scary Skinemax flick looked familiar), you feel no desire to maintain ties with the former bully.

Well, friend, this is your chance to get back at old Biff, so unfriend away. In fact, 22 percent of those surveyed would pull rather pull the trigger on an old foe than anyone else on Facebook.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and nothing's colder than depriving someone of your thoroughly illuminating status updates -- there's an emo song lyric for every occasion, right?

One last thing: Our survey also included the option of "ex-boss," but only 12 percent of respondents would unfriend that acquaintance over all others. Good thinking: You really shouldn't be friends with your boss on Facebook, anyway. ]]> Randomville DaHood http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61311 Dyslexics Unite! http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61305&goto=newpost Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:32:03 GMT Damn, that was supposed to be "untie." ]]> Randomville silentpaul http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61305 Austin, TX http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61300&goto=newpost Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:30:33 GMT Things to do and things to know about Austin (http://randomville.com/wordpress/?p=8764#comments) Things to do and things to know about Austin ]]> Randomville JohnnyRoyale http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61300 Poems http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61297&goto=newpost Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:36:05 GMT Two of my poems are now featured here: http://poetsgulfcoast.wordpress.com/

My poems are about New Orleans and the oil spill. I'm the scruffy guy with the dog... the picture is from when I briefly lived in New Orleans, and it's crazy how much hair I had back then! Balding is awesome!

Here are the poems:

Quote:
The Greyhound bus station was the jail
just cages and cops and rude soldiers
I talked to old men who got beat
and young men who got beat
then I drove a woman home
who just got out of prison
she called me handsome
but my throat hurt
after the hurricane
in New Orleans
Quote:
The way I dream it, oil presents
the possibility of a burning hurricane
drowning New Orleans Florida Mexico
in fire and sludge and ruined beaches

Here are your beads here are your beads
this is the dance I call immolation.
]]> Randomville yoshomon http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61297 Keep looking up http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61287&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:23:02 GMT Anybody else a fan of Jack Horkheimer? He did the Star Gazer bit on PBS for years. He'd sitting on the rings of Saturn, pointing out the current constellation of interest, excited and funny.

Sorry to find out he's passed away.

http://www.geekosystem.com/jack-horkheimer/

RIP, stargazer. :( ]]> Randomville REMgirl http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61287 How often do you dine out? http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61285&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:16:33 GMT I was thinking about my own habits and was wondering what a more general consensus of the board entails.

I dine out about 4-5 times a week on average. Lunch on two weekdays, usually either lunch or dinner twice on weekends, and an occasional extra day thrown in depending on if I'll be running short on time or if I'm getting together with friends/family.

I'm considering just about anything dining out as long as you eat food from a restaurant, whether it be fast food, take-out at a deli, ordering a pizza, or fine dining. ]]> Randomville Cyclone http://woxy.com/boards/showthread.php?t=61285