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Funyuns 17 41.46%
Captain Crunch Cereal Family (Crunch Berries, Capn' Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch) 24 58.54%
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Old 06 Jun 2005, 09:05 AM
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I voted for Cap'n Crunch; I wish General Mills would try a more honest approach in marketing and call it "Cap'n Roof-of-mouth Shredder." But man, are they good (I have a box of the generic Kroger variety at home).

Now then: which makes makes you more of an outcast shortly after eating? Funyuns, no doubt.
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a dead heat!

who's it gonna be?

i think cap'n crunch is the only choice here people.

have you ever eaten it dry? it's like a thousand tiny razorblades.

no contest.
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Old 06 Jun 2005, 10:42 AM
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Thats like comparing Harnk to Duemellon.
They both scratch the hell out of my mouth.
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Old 06 Jun 2005, 10:58 AM
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Both are mega-scratchy, but the milk does help the Cap'n. And the saltiness of the Funyuns only adds to the scratchy hell.

But goddamn...I can't eat enough Funyuns. But, the wifey can't stand it when I've eaten them, and NO AMOUNT of toothpaste/mouthwash can mask the evil goodness of the Funyun, so I basically eat them sparingly. Like when she is out of town, or I know I'm not gonna get any anyway.
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Oh, my god! How hilarious!

Funyuns, because milk takes the edge off the Cap'n.

I prefer to make it a pirate party and replace the milk with Captain Morgans. Nothing like Cap'n & Cap'n in the morning ;-).





just kidding,
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They both scratch the hell out of my mouth.
Way to sneak one in there... I completely overlooked the quote the first time.
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I prefer to make it a pirate party and replace the milk with Captain Morgans. Nothing like Cap'n & Cap'n in the morning ;-).
Mmmm...scratchy vomit.

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Ugh. I'd rather eat a hot pretzel rolled in toenail clippings than EVER put a Funyun in my mouth. Those things are f-o-u-l.

That said . . . sometimes I get over-eager with Frosted Miniwheats and try to eat them before the milk has softened them sufficiently. I think I've sustained serious trauma to my soft palate with those things.
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While we are talking "Scratchy Foods", let's not forget these babies:
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While we are talking "Scratchy Foods", let's not forget these babies:

those scractch me down to my soul.

and aren't very tasty.
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Funyans have always sold much better then Responsibiltyuns.

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Funyans have always sold much better then Responsibiltyuns.

ge hee, ga hee, ga hee

lol

funniest thing said all day.

next to that weird-ass peter pan costume guy. whatever thread that was in.
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Don't you mean FunYUMYUMS???

/cheesy excitement over them
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Have you tried the Wasabi Funyons? They are pretty good. I loves me some Wasabi.
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Don't you mean FunYUMYUMS???

/cheesy excitement over them
Yes....Funyuns are awesome. You complainers of the delightful texture are a bunch of wussies.

Now Capn, on the other hand, is almost a chore to eat. I think it's intentionally rough in texture to build up young children's gums.
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Have you tried the Wasabi Funyons? They are pretty good. I loves me some Wasabi.
I did not know such a thing of beauty existed. I'll have to go looking. Wasabi is great, as long as you don't make the fatal mistake of breathing out through your nose after having taken a bite.
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Wasabi is great, as long as you don't make the fatal mistake of breathing out through your nose after having taken a bite.
That is the best part.
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God no. I can take a lot of hot-food pain, but that's got to be the worst. It's like your whole face goes explodey.
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lol

funniest thing said all day.

next to that weird-ass peter pan costume guy. whatever thread that was in.

Yeah! I posted that! I win!!!

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